Rabu, 16 Mac 2011

TuHaN KaTa "TIDAK!!"

YOU HAVE TO http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?lang=9&versionU02902&setup_id=7&aff_id1&tID1675&addon=IncrediMail&id202&guidB349077-90AB-4C1D-9473-16BB8827A987 THIS!!! 
 

 READ EACH ONE CAREFULLY~~THEY ARE GREAT!!


 But the  movements of the faces add a lot.Some one did good!  


I asked God to take away my habit.


God said, No.



It is not for me to take away,
but for you to give it up.    



I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No..
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.  


I asked God to grant me patience.  

God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations;  
it isn't granted, it is learned.


I asked God  to give me happiness.

God  said, No.


I  give you blessings;
Happiness is up to you.


I  asked God to spare me pain.


God  said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from
worldly cares
and brings you closer to me.  





I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.  
You must grow on your own,
but I will prune you to make you fruitful.


I asked God for all things  
that I might enjoy life.

God said, No.
I will give you life,
so that you may enjoy all things.


I asked God to help me  LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God  said... Ahhhh,
finally you have the idea.  


 


THIS  DAY IS YOURS
DON'T THROW IT AWAY


May  God Bless You,

'To the world you might be one  person,
But to one person you just might be the  world'

'May the Lord Bless you and  keep you,
May the Lord Make his face shine upon you,  
And give you Peace......Forever'

'Good  friends are like stars...
You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.
              


p/s: "Life is not about the people who act TRUE to your face.....It's about the people who remain TRUE behind your back".

 

"SoMe GooD oLD SaYInG"

Salam Kawan2.. HaRi Ni Sy Nak KonGsIkan MenGenai Kata2 ORg TuA Yg DiPetik DrP KaTA2 AhLi FaLsaFah BRt Yg MenGHibUrKn Tp MeNGanDunGi Msj TeRTentu.. MoGa TerhibUr!! v(>_<)v



Sometimes,when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'  - Eleanor Roosevelt -
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
– Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -  George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea.  Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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I have never hated a man enough to  give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness...But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen,I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
-  Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-  Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet:- If it tastes good spit it out
 
 
 
JOKES, JOKES, JOKES, JOKES, JOKES
 
 
 
Here is something to laugh about....
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1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

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4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you look depressed."  
    "I'm having trouble with my wife."
    "What happened?"
    "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
    "But that ought to make you happy."
    "It did, but today is the last day."

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WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her....
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

Marriage Humour
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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Selasa, 15 Mac 2011

"BuAh BeLiMbiNG BolEh MeMbuNUh!!"


Bile Baca EnTrY kt AtS ni.. MsTi TrKeJUT.. JOm KtE ShArE..



This fruit can end your life! 

This is not an April Fool Joke. But a stern reminder to all my readers. We were advised to have a few servings of fruits a day in order to rep the benefits of fruits right? But obviously this is one big no-no fruit to be excluded from your fruity feast! 

 In Shenzen, more than 10 people who consumes the star fruit had died. And now a 66-year-old, Malaysian who has been suffering from kidney ailment fell into coma after eating the star fruits. Yes, all it takes is one fruit or 100ml of its juice and the ordinarily harmless star fruit transforms poison in a matter of hours for kidney patients. So does this  mean, people without kidney problems should be fine with star fruit! My take: Not at all! Prevention is better right?
 
Universiti Malaya Medical Centre consultant nephrologist said that starfruits contain a neurotoxin which is not present in other fruits. It affects the brain and nerves. In healthy persons, the kidneys filter it out. But for those with kidney problems, this potent toxin cannot be removed and will worsen the consumers' conditions.
 
The symptoms of start fruit poisoning include:
> ~ Hiccups
> ~ Numbness and weakness
> ~ Feeling confused
> ~ Agitation
> ~ Epileptic fist
 
The risk of death is high if you are having kidney ailments! But healthy individuals should beware of this fruit's potential toxin too. It could also cripple your vitality if you are not lucky. So don't take it for granted. It's better to avoid them. Please pass this news to others. So be warned.. If you have kidney impairment, DO NOT consume Starfruit or Starfruit juice.
 
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p/s: SbnRnye.. Artikel ni Sy dpT dari pensyarah sy.. then sy publiShkn Dlm Blog ini Utk DikongSi.. ElakkN Memakan Buah Belimbing terUtama Bg Pengidap Sakit Buah Pingang.. MenCeGah Lbh BAik daRipAda Merawat .. v(>_<)v

"KeRuSi BuaTaN NegaRa ChIna"

Salam rakan-rakan...
Kali ni saya nak kongsikan Video yang diterima daripada pensyarah saya untuk tontonan anda semua..
Semoga Terhibur v(>_<)v

p/s: Bile tgok video ni x sgka lak ade kerusi mcm tu... very kreatif and inovatif.. hehe v(>_<)v

"A BeaUTifUL StORy To ShaRE"

 
~Too beautiful NOT to share this story with you (MUST READ) ~
Click Me!
A Story to live by
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend. 


He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her.. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'


This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.


Life Is a
Gift

Today
before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.


Before
you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone
who has nothing to eat.

Before
you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone
who's crying out to GOD for a companion.


Today
before you complain about life - Think of someone who died
too early on this earth.

Before
you complain about your children - Think of someone who
desires children but they're barren..


Before
you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or
sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.
 

Before
whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who
walks the same distance with their feet.

And when
you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the
unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your
job.

But
before you think of pointing the finger or condemning
another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.

And when
depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on
your face and think: you're alive and still
around. 
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I PRAY
THIS MOVES AROUND
THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE...

"TrUE StoRY!! ThIs WiLL ToUcH & TrANsfOrM AnY PerSon!"

True Story -- Worth Reading !!! 

At the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Hondorf. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa .. I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students.

However I've also had my share of what I call "musically challenged" pupils. One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 years old when his mother (a single Mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby.

But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano. So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. As much as Robby tried, he lacked the sense of tone and basic rhythm needed to excel But he dutifully reviewed his scales and some elementary pieces that I require all my students to learn.

Over the months he tried and tried while I listened and cringed and tried to encourage him. At the end of each weekly lesson he'd always say, "My mom's going to hear me play someday." But it seemed hopeless. He just did not have any inborn ability. I only knew his mother from a distance as she dropped Robby off or waited in her aged car to pick him up. She always waved and smiled but never stopped in.

Then one day Robby stopped coming to our lessons.
I thought about calling him but assumed because of his lack of ability, that he had decided to pursue something else. I also was glad that he stopped coming. He was a bad advertisement for my teaching!

Several weeks later I mailed to the student's homes a flyer on the upcoming recital.. To my surprise Robby (who received a flyer) asked me if he could be in the recital. I told him that the recital was for current pupils and because he had dropped out he really did not qualify. He said that his mother had been sick and unable to take him to piano lessons but he was still practicing "Miss Hondorf I've just got to play!" he insisted.

I don't know what led me to allow him to play in the recital. Maybe it was his persistence or maybe it was something inside of me saying that it would be all right. The night for the recital came. The high school gymnasium was packed with parents, friends and relatives. I put Robby up last in the program before I was to come up and thank all the students and play a finishing piece. I thought that any damage he would do would come at th e end of the program and I could always salvage his poor performance through my "curtain closer."

Well, the recital went off without a hitch. The students had been practicing and it showed. Then Robby came up on stage. His clothes were wrinkled and his hair looked like he'd run an eggbeater through it. "Why didn't he dress up like the other students?" I thought. "Why didn't his mother at least make him comb his hair for this special night?"

Robby pulled out the piano bench and he began. I was surprised when he announced that he had chosen Mozart's Concerto #21 in C Major. I was not prepared for what I heard next. His fingers were light on the keys, they even danced nimbly on the ivories. He went from pianissimo to fortissimo. From allegro to virtuoso. His suspended chords that Mozart demands were magnificent! Never had I heard Mozart played so well by people his age. After six and a half minutes he ended in a grand crescendo and everyone was on their feet in wild applause.

Overcome and in tears I ran up on stage and put my arms around Robby in joy. "I've never heard you play like that Robby! How'd you do it? " Through the microphone Robby explained: "Well Miss Hondorf Remember I told you my Mom was sick? Well, actually she had cancer and passed away this morning And well . . . She was born deaf so tonight was the first time she ever heard me play. I wanted to make it special."

There wasn't a dry eye in the house that evening. As the people from Social Services led Robby from the stage to be placed into foster care, noticed that even their eyes were red and puffy and I thought to myself how much richer my life had been for taking Robby as my pupil.

No, I've never had a prodigy but that night I became a prodigy. . .. Of Robby's. He was the teacher and I was the pupil for it is he that taught me the meaning of perseverance and love and believing in yourself and maybe even taking a chance in someone a nd you don't know why.

Robby was killed in the senseless bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April of 1995. And now, a footnote to the story.

If you are thinking about forwarding this message, you are probably thinking about which people on your address list aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message. The person who sent this to you believes that we can all make a difference. So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we act with compassion or do we pass up that opportunity and leave the world a bit colder in the process?

 
You know the choice I made. Thank you for reading this
May God bless you today,tomorrow and always
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If God didn't have a purpose for us.
We wouldn't be here!

"RaWaTaN YaNg MeNGunDaNg PaDah- FisH SpA"

"RaWaTaN YaNg MeNGunDaNg PaDah- FisH SpA"

Kementerian Kesihatan UAE memberi amaran bahawa rawatan kaki/kulit alternatif/kosmetik yang menggunakan ikan seperti yang dipaparkan pada gambar di atas boleh menyebarkan penyakit bahaya.

Akhbar Al Khaleej yang memetik kata-kata Dr Amin Al Amiri, “Penggunaan ikan-ikan sebagai rawatan boleh mendatangkan mudarat kepada orang ramai kerana rawatan ini boleh menyebarkan penyakit termasuk hepatitis dan AIDS/HIV.”

Tambah Dr Amin, “Sesetengah orang mungkin mengalami penyakit berbahaya dan virus pada luka mereka akan mudah dipindahkan kepada orang lain melalui ikan dan air.”

Prosedur rawatan yang dibangunkan di Turki ini digunakan untuk merawat kulit termasuklah penyakit psoriasis.

Pesakit/orang ramai dikehendaki meletakkan kaki di dalam sebuah kolam kecil yang berisi ikan kecil (ikan garra rufa atau ikan chin chin). Ikan-ikan ini akan “memakan” sel-sel kulit yang telah mati pada kulit pesakit.

Untuk makluman, rawatan kaki menggunakan teknik ini diharamkan di 14 buah negeri di Amerika Syarikat
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p/s: x sangka rawatan mcm ni leh jadik satu bncana yg besar kalau tak dititikberatkan oleh manusia :'(

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